Social distancing

To make sure you stay away from slags

Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.

by Theoreticalpsydragon April 4, 2020

physical socializing

Two or more individuals interacting in the physical presence of one another, without the immediate aid of online networking sites, telephones, mobile phones, text messaging, instant messaging, or other electronic communication mechanism. Two cups connected by a string suffices since someone must actually get close enough to another person to hand the cup over.

Two people sitting at a table in a cafe having a conversation with only air between them are in the process of physical socializing.

by OaklandWalker May 5, 2009

[social nap]

The art and practice of falling asleep for brief periods of time (or napping) in public. 2. Being able to sleep in social settings (eg a family dinner party). 3. Also social napping and social napper.

Paul took a social nap during the Super Bowl party.

by Diamond Lake Crew April 26, 2016

Hvoax Socialize

Hvoax: A god forbidden creature (The devil) in the religion: socialize

Person one "I hate hvoax socialize!"
Person two "Yes! He loves to torture our people!"

by ,.,.// November 12, 2020

Social Rush

When an online social network is bombarded because everyone is trying to get on at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to eight girls last night, it was the biggest Social Rush Ive seen in awhile!

by TDTT December 9, 2008

social CRM

CRM (customer relationship management)

1.) integration of socialytics (social analytics) into customer relationship management software

2.) CRM software that incorporates socialytics aggregators for users to optimize their existing and potential customer relationships on a social media platform
Such optimizing can include: establishing new communication vehicles with existing & potential customers; creating customer loyalty; better understanding customers to improve service interaction and product development; brand recognition; advertising opportunities; increased sales; creation of online demographics; and increased search engine optimization.

I can follow my customer's eating & shopping trends thru review sites by using my social CRM software.

by @ideasfromlisa May 21, 2010

Social Stud

I person who doesn't really know how to socialize among friends but proceeds to have many friends in their circle.

He's such a social stud, thats why he always eats his lunch with us.

by blastedporpoise June 23, 2016