snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared

I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.

by Jimmy Smole January 13, 2022

snap a snickers

To defecate.

Is there any toilet paper left? I'm about to have to snap a snickers.

by CrimsonMeme December 17, 2017

chicken snap

Falling out form being tired .. twitching..

Dam he fell out look his ass chicken snapping

by Damaged one January 08, 2023

Cold Snap

A back-handed compliment

Was that a cold snap? She just said she liked the way I fucked up that presentation.

by stealyourfacebook September 02, 2016

Flame Snap

The act of contracting gonoreah then cumming in your hand and rubbing it in your wife, girlfriend, or one night stand's eyes.

Guys willy Bill just told me he flame snapped his ex girl friend to get back at her and I died!

by GustyMcFuckHole69 February 15, 2020

six pack snap

Cousins to the six pack the six pack snap is when a male inserts two fingers into the females vagina and thumb into the anal cavity. While trying to pick her up like a six pack the make proceeds snap his fingers.

The six pack didn't work on her so I had to pull out the six pack snap.

by [e-mail] November 23, 2015

Snap is bugged

An excuse for them doing something on snap, such as if they un-added you or leave you on open

Oh sorry I left you on open, my snap is bugged!

by The Chip Lord Himself July 20, 2021