red sox

The best damn team in baseball.

The Boston Red Sox: Anyone can have an off century

by A-rod sucks November 19, 2004

Red Wings

Eating out a girl while she is raggin it

Scott was munchin on Shawna's snatch, therefore earning his redwings

by baddkittyx April 14, 2005

red sox

Hypocrits. The red sox have become the new Yankees. They are no longer the "underdogs" Because once the Red Sox owner got some more money he spent it all to overpay the losers they have on there team, exactly like the yankees. And whenever you see a Red Sox fan and you try and talk baseball the first words that comes out of there mouth is "Yankees suck" as appposed to a Yankees fan who would go "Go Yankeees!"

Red Sox fan: The Yankees and overpaid and stupid

Yankees fan: But your team is the second most overpaid in the Leauge, and you have only 6 world series while we have 26

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, the Yankees choked

Yankees fan: You've choked more times then us buddy

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, Yankees suck

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Angels fan: LEARN ANYTHING!?

by Spikesy July 22, 2006

red dog

95 cent plus depo Beer (malt liquior)

Hey Im broke lets get some Red Dog tongight

by Sublime November 25, 2003

Red Rooster

When a man has sexual intercourse with a chicken or rooster (Preferably a rooster, hence the name) And when almost arriving at ejaculation, kills the poultry by breaking its neck, and then removing the head and inserting it into the anus for further stimulation whilst ejaculating as the beak still moves for few seconds after death due to it's nerves.

A Red Rooster provides much satisfaction for those with fetishes as a Red Rooster is a combination of Sexual Intercourse, Necrophilia, Beastiality, Rape and is generally just plain vulgar.

(Whilst on a farm)

Joe: Wow nice looking poultry bob, keen for a uh.. Red Rooster?
Bob: Why thanks Joey, ah w-wait what the-.. Get the FUCK outta my farm!

by PloughDough March 31, 2009

Marlbro Reds

The best damn cigarettes there is. The most amazing addiction you will ever have.

Megan:"How was the sex last night?"
Emily:"About as addicting as Marlbro Reds!"

by sae69 August 27, 2008

camel red

The best full flavor cig in the world.

smokey LiL-J says:Hey jon do you like camel reds?
Jon say:Hell yea i do who dosent!?!

by smokey LiL-J September 23, 2006