The pizza is ready

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.

Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

by Bad C dev October 15, 2021

face a pizza

To eat an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting, leaving no leftovers (not even crust)

Dude? Are you really going to face a pizza?

Yeah man! I'm starving!

by enigmazweb July 4, 2015

Ball Pizza

Stretching a guy's scrotum until it is thin enough to look like a thin crust pizza.

"He asked me to play with his balls while I was going down on him, so I got creative and made a ball pizza"

by xxpeachy April 23, 2015

Jerry's Pizza

A Romanian pizza brand that the DIICOT (Romanian FBI) were able to use to track down Andrew Tate and arrest him and his brother.

Imagine getting arrested over Jerry's Pizza smh 💀

by indetermite December 30, 2022

Greasy Pizza

A sexual act that involves five dollars, two slices of greasy jumbo slice pizza, a penis, slight friction, and garlic sauce flavored ejaculalent.

Thomas gave me the best greasy pizza last night and I made sure he got extra garlic sauce.

by Donna Duccini June 22, 2019

Flying pizza

A pizza that can fly. flying pizza is the natural enemy of flying spaghetti monster

"Look leo! Its a flying pizza!"

by Flying Pizza April 14, 2022

pizza bully

A person who has strong opinions as to what toppings belong on a pizza.

"Karen says pineapple on a pizza doesn't make it a real pizza; she is such a Pizza Bully."

by DarthPaul June 14, 2020