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periodness 

adj.

pronunciation: period(ness)

All the extra s**t her uterus puts out into the universe. A cloud of "F**k you" rolls around the profane creature, creating loathing and repugnance in whatever room the uterus-holder may be in. While 'period' describes the actual process, 'periodness' describes that extra that she exudes that you can't quite describe or put your finger on, but that you wish, with every fiber of your being, that you did not have to be with behind enemy lines for the next seven to fourteen days, ducking in and out of various rooms of the residence to avoid the walking hatebox.
Suzy asked if I was going to come to bed tonight, but I told her I am sleeping on the couch until all of her periodness has evaporated from her system.
Trauma.
Blood.
Revenge.
Tears.
Cramps.
Dumbass: “why you always act so serious
Smart alien: “I said bby yk im on my period.”
YUAH
Period by Dizzybuffalo1307 May 16, 2023

Periodate 

A combination of the words period and ate. Also a chemical compound, but more importantly a way to express when someone ate something tf up.
Oh my god periodate!!
Periodate by Dy4Tomo May 23, 2023

Period sis 

An eloquent expression of approval, generally used by by young adults to display agreement with a controversial or contentious statement.
Most people say Tom’s mom is ugly but I think she’s hot af.

Period sis
Period sis by Chessorganist June 2, 2023

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
A way to passionately describe that you have come to the end of an idea, that you have nothing more to say on the matter, and that's final.
I am so sick of all these disposable menstrual products that take forever to break down, when there are amazing reusable alternatives that save the planet and money!!!

Girl I agree. That's on period.
Period. by menstrual_advocado June 12, 2023