sperm package

n., derogatory term for someone who thinks with his pelvis, acts in haste AND has really bad aim, resulting in idiotic and embarrassing multiple projectile-based injuries.

meme-derived from boingboing's article about violent sex between giant squid.

While attempting to rob a convenience store, Frank Loz was captured in hi-res on CC camera. His image was put on U-Toob within hours, where police and other viewers were amazed to discover that he had not been smart enough to don a ski mask. But what qualified him as a real sperm package was that he shot himself in the foot _seven times_, while trying to get his handgun out of his pants.

by Veektoastia March 26, 2008

Six Pack Grab

The act of grabbing a nude female from behind inserting two fingers into the vagina, and one into the ass.

"Did you see how that drunk guy six pack grabbed that dancer?"

by CannibalO March 30, 2009

lunch packing

Lunch packing v. -the act of one inserting one's complete package in someone else's mouth..

Dude! last night this girl packed my lunch last night in my car..

whore: i love packing lunches!!!

Guy1: i'm sure you do, you lunch packing whore!

lunch packing is the bee's knees

by Baby Lincoln 0524 June 19, 2009

Southern Pacific

"Transcontinental Railroad", that was once the most powerful and influential corperation in the world. That managed through hook and crook to get a Federal Court ruling that recognized a corperation the same as a living person. This ruling has sence influenced corperate power ( mostly for the worse ) across the board ever since, throughout the entire world. They were the "Wal-Mart" and "Microsoft" of the late 19th Century through the early 20th century!

Octopus Big Four Monopoly Southern Pacific

by railroadsamurai December 21, 2009

tri-packing

The condition in which a man has three testicles. One could be considered tri-packing if he has two and a half testicles, as well. The half testicle is usually about half the size of a normal testicle, but still a third testicle. It's often connected to the normal testicle and looks like a multiplying cell just before it divides.

Sometimes this is known as a tri-blossom.

She assumed he had a huge package, but then his girlfriend revealed that it just appeared that way because he was tri-packing.

by skanklover98 June 27, 2010

Pill Pack

noun - a (usually random) mixture of various "flavors" of a specific type of drug. This is often utilized to speed up the exchange process.

--(telephone conversation shortly before exchange)
--Buyer - "Hey bro, get those tabs ready for me to look at, I still can't decide what prints I'm going to want!"
--Dealer - "Dude, I gotta be at work in fifteen minutes, we don't have time for you to browse! Just tell me how many you want and I'll toss you a pill pack."

by JHarkrider July 19, 2010

decoy pack

(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to bum a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.

guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)

by phillydrifter December 15, 2010