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a random set of bracket text used by SPAMTON G. SPAMTON #1 RATED SALESMAN 1997

you must want hyperlink blocked huh?

by Rxplanation February 16, 2023

learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.

From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.

by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016

tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable

person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block

by swype May 26, 2011

Squawk block

A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.

Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.

Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?

Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.

Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?

Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!

Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.

by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016

Wok Block

When you take actions to prevent someone from enjoying the many pleasures of a Chinese Buffet.

We couldn't go to the Chinese Buffet for lunch because Steve is against buffets. He's such a wok block.

by Katax July 21, 2016

Block Head

To describe someone who is arrogant and has a square head.

Look at Wafiq(massive cunt) , he is such a block head

by SHAKEMTITIES January 3, 2018

H block

A block in Chicago called hermitage

I’m from h block ofn.

by Lefttoe January 17, 2021