cotton mouth

xerostomia, dryness of the mouth

I had major a terrible case of cotton mouth from sweating all day.

cotton mouth by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2008

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Fuck You In The Mouth

1) A sarcastic remark to a statement that is obviously not going to happen, or something that you do not want.

2) Kind of like an insult; a comeback to say to some one.

1) Ron: So I heard you and Eugene are going to start dating?
Jen: Fuck you in the mouth, no we're not.

2) Jack: Your just a bitch
Lisa: Fuck you in the mouth

Fuck You In The Mouth by babigurl671 December 27, 2007

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Harvard Mouth

Occurs when a person, usually of private schooling (Harvard/Yale/Princeton/etc), in an effort to show their superiority corrects a person's usage of grammar/verbage/word choice in spoken conversation. The reason for this is threefold: A) Their education costs a ridiculous amount, and while this education is in no way superior to a public school education, they feel the need to try and show how amazing going to a private school was by becoming the grammar police. B) This is usually done to hide their huge inferiority complex because they spent a shit ton on their education and that still does not make them special, and by correcting others in such mundane topics harkens back to days of yore where they sat at the head of the class as the teacher's pet. C) No one has been paying any attention to them for the past 5 minutes and their fragile narcissistic personality can not handle the 5 minute descent in obscurity by not being the center of attention.

"Me and Dan are headed out."

"Excuse me but you should say 'Dan and I are headed out' that is proper English!"

You have just been Harvard Mouthed/That person has a bad case of Harvard Mouth

Harvard Mouth by Stop_F-ing_Correcting_Me April 29, 2010