medford morninger 

It's like a nooner only sooner. The act of sexual intercourse in the morning. Usually before going to work

Brady: Hey I am going over to my boyfriend's for a nooner!

Scott: Thats cool, but my girlfriend just gave me a medford morninger!

medford morninger by smileycop December 9, 2008

Early morning sacrifice 

1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.

Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12

Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?

That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.

Early morning sacrifice by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012

Grab morning by the biscuit

A morning hand job

he asked her to "grab morning by the biscuit", and when she did, he spent the rest of the day doing stuff for her.

Grab morning by the biscuit by JJjr April 12, 2013

Sunday morning blizzard 

When a group of Catholic priests perform a bukkake on you at Sunday school

Mike thought the stereotypes of Catholic priests were fake until he received his first Sunday morning blizzard

Sunday morning blizzard by jemalkins May 7, 2018

good morning and god bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.

good morning and god bless by Nippalodian May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless 

The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"

Good Morning and God Bless by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

good morning god bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time

“Why are you in the bathroom for so long”

“Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”

good morning god bless by Linda- May 25, 2018