locked box

inventor the internet also said put your money in locked box.

my babe has a locked box. I said, " Did you put Money it? ".

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 24, 2007

ice locked

Bored, stuck in random spot on internet. Without ideas or places to go, last resort.

Jimmy was so ice locked, he gave up on the internet.

by Corey Salemi August 6, 2007

Caps Lock

The System Administrator's bane. This is how most sys admins quickly realize who has absolutely no business using a computer. Generally will have to make deskside service calls on a regular basis because a user's password "just doesn't work." Requires a five second hit of the Caps Lock key and everything is good.

That's the fourth time in two weeks I've had to go in to deal with that compfused idiot! Why can't he just press the caps lock key before calling me?

by superslacker87 July 13, 2009

Chocolate Locker

An ice-box full of delicious chocolate treats. (i.e. eatmore chocolate bars, himalayan pink salt chocolate caramels, etc.)

Hey son, you should take a look! i put some treats in your chocolate locker.

by 1567854673 September 10, 2010

Shit Locker

Someone shits in a Ziploc bag, and then puts it in someones locker.

Bob: Hey, did you know that James got shit lockered this morning?
Ben: No Way!

by Bully Bitch June 9, 2016

Vapor Lock

When you are totally out of shape and over exert yourself, to the point you can hardly breath.

Dan ran to get away from the cops, but he vapor locked before he got to his house.

by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

g lock syndrome

When you snap a guy & he looks hot sometimes & fugly the other times.

Emma “he’s hot af”
Maddie “I guess but he has g lock syndrome”

by pussygalore.88 June 25, 2022