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jesus wobbin

The art of speakers visbaly moving back and forth whilst a low frequency is playing through them. Typically in a studio environment.
Damn they're Jesus wobbin right now. Turn it down!
by Alphx February 28, 2019
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Jesus-fix

To fix a problem that has been stumping someone else in an incredibly simplistic way on your first try, often by hitting or touching the object in question. The method used to fix the device may have already been tried multiple times, but just didn't work until you came along. This is reminiscent of how Jesus Christ supposedly healed the sick just by touching them.
My car horn was broken for months, but Tanner Jesus-fixed it on the first time he pushed it.

My friend's phone wasn't working for hours yesterday, but I came in and Jesus-fixed it when I turned it off and on even though she had already tried that five times.
by DaskinRobins October 7, 2011
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alaskan jesus

Nailing someones balls or breasts to the ice and walk across their back
by Fuckboi98 May 29, 2016
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finding jesus

A abosolutely hilarious ripoff of finding Nemo. just look at the damn front cover y'all.
AYO IS THAT FINDING JESUS?!
by G520 April 24, 2023
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Jesus Pimple

A Pimple which comes back a few days later after it is popped.
Dude, the pimple I popped three days ago has come back to life. Damn, Jesus Pimple.
by Jireh July 25, 2012
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Jesus straps

"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")

these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)

the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !

when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !

what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
by michael foolsley April 14, 2022
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zoidberg Jesus

the one true messiah. the great dr zoidberg Jesus
by the-great-jet December 1, 2021
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