NATIONAL CUM IN A SHOE DAY

October 26th is National Cum in a Shoe Day

NATIONAL CUM IN A SHOE DAY IS WHEN YOU CUM IN A SHOE FOR FUN

by TIKTOKGAYLORD October 26, 2019

Waterproofing my new shoes

A lowkey way of saying you're going to smoke something.

"Yo anyone tryna help me? I'm waterproofing my new shoes?"
"Yeah, man. I'll help you."

by LowkeyHender October 1, 2016

I'd rather eat a shoe

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.

Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023

Bunch of fuzzy bull shoes

A rated "G" substitute for saying "a bunch of fucking bullshit"

This 2 hour wait at the DMV is a bunch of fuzzy bull shoes!

by The great Scott W April 6, 2017

your shoes don't have shoe strings

The act of being naive when a racial slur is directed at you.

You're so white your shoes don't have shoe strings.

by bmxgirl March 18, 2011

The Old Shoe in the Hat Trick

When you are about to lose a game of tetris and your starting to make a major comeback and it starts to get really hardcore but the game gives you shit blocks and you lose anyway...

Man, I was on the final level of tetris last night and my heart was beatin' and my hands were shakin' but it still gave me the Old Shoe in the Hat Trick!

by Tommy Oliver October 9, 2006

Goody goody two shoes

A person who never breaks rules, always does extra and is generally unpopular and quiet. They snitch on people and get joy from telling people off.

Note: Clever people may not be goody goody two shoes.

Oh, that new kid is such a goody goody two shoes. He got rewarded for a good attitude every day and since he started coming to our school we've all been getting told off because he snitched on us!

by T0m_x69x_5h4h May 1, 2016