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Evan is a big paedophile who strokes little children and rapes them.
OMG ITS AN EVAN
I KNOW HES A BIG NONCE
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Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.
Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!
by ChinaboyD April 26, 2011
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Evan

Skinny ass nigga that Is kicked from wing.
Is Evan actually in Evac?
by Harambe lived December 23, 2016
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evan

An annoying, squeaky voiced person that you pretend to like, but secretly DESPISE THEIR WHOLE BEING GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET
"That chick is such an evan."
by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015
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Ashley and Evan :)

The type of couple everyone wishes they could be. The most fun and attractive couple you will ever meet & destined to get married.
Damn I wish we were Ashley and Evan :)
by anonymous19999990 July 31, 2012
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Evansed

When ya man dont progress in the relationship in a timely manner so you kick his ass to the Curve and bring the side Nigga up to the front line
Girl wanted to get married to her man n 2 years man never ask so she evansed him for a man that would
by Savage king wc August 19, 2017
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EvanSimp1

EvanSimp1 is always trying to get the attention of girls. Damn, he really is a simp
by BroskiRBX September 25, 2020
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