Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game

See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...

by Cyoopid February 23, 2019

Evan

Evan is a guy who has sex with a lot of beautiful women and is extremely smart

Evan gets all the ladies

by iceman2rr September 23, 2021

Justin Evans

Justin Evans is the most caring, adorable, loving person ever. He will always be there for you no matter what. He doesn't ever judge you based off what people said about you and always tries to see the best in people. He isn't entitled, stuck up, nor selfish. He treats people around him with nothing but respect and kindness. If you ever meet a Justin Evans don't let them go. He will care so much for you and respect you do much. He will treat you like you are a goddess. By far Justin Evans is the most loveable human being.

You: Are you a angel?
Him: Almost there, im Justin Evans.

by Justin Evans Wife July 19, 2024

Evan

One who has to much money and no idea what to spend it on.

Evan:hmmm I have enough to buy this
Bob:do you really need that
Evan:no but yes

by Tttyyyy February 15, 2020

Evan

Evan won’t share his Takis

Evan: u canr have my Takis

by miaiswerid June 23, 2023

Evan

rich man

“Oh wow Evan is so rich!!”

by Briânnâ January 30, 2022

Evan

there gay aka me : im evan :)

gay is Evan

by anonymous September 17, 2022