Definitions by motherfuckinmeowmix

evan

An annoying, squeaky voiced person that you pretend to like, but secretly DESPISE THEIR WHOLE BEING GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET

"That chick is such an evan."

evan by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015

Wonder Pets 

The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"

"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."

Wonder Pets by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015