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douche bag

Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.
This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.
by shendrix November 23, 2010
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Douche Spout

A Douche's right hand man; His accomplice whose chief duties consist of assisting the main douche in activities usually deemed retarded by non-douches. He himself is also a douche.
For every douche, there is a douche spout following his every move.
by Margaret Beetsworth III December 1, 2010
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douche-tool

Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.
Person 1: That laxer is a shithead!
Person 2: I know! He's such a douche-tool!
by hey there pal December 13, 2010
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Douche-Falcon

A style of hair similar to the fo-hawk and mo-hawk but even douchier. Street names: Douch-Falcon, Douche-Falc, or D Falc. The front edge of the hair rises in an upward twisting fashion and the bangs are placed to look as if they are messed up.
-Hey, did u see beibs new hair style.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.
by Johnny G-man December 13, 2010
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Douchebaggetry

Noun. The state of being a douchebag, characterized by pretentiousness, overinflated self-worth (egotism) and low intelligence. Pejoratively (negatively) used.
I hear you. His douchebaggetry knows no bounds.
by DAHL January 5, 2011
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Douche Balouche

Juan is such a douche balouche!
by JUAN JIMENEZ DOIN IT BIG March 5, 2011
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Douchebagdom

A distinctive and complex set of symptoms indicating the existence of a douchbag
look at that dude, from the pink shirt and the popped collar.. The Douchebagdom is just dripping off him!
by Douchebagdom March 22, 2011
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