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A livestream to encourage donations, a donation marathon. Common in the vtuber community.
Next monday, 5 PM EST, I'll be doing a donothon to raise funds!
donothon by EdSheeranEquals September 3, 2021

dont dick december

Whilst others may be attempting the Destory Dick December, those whomst most enlightened continue No Nut November through Dont Dick December.
“I’m so glad No Nut Novembers over. Time for Dont Dick December!”
dont dick december by Hwaseong December 4, 2017

Dognutter 

The most annoying type of pet owner and they bring us dog-owners shame and bad reputation. They have a near-obsessive and co-dependent relationship with their dog. The pet becomes more important than any other human in their life (partner, children, or siblings). The dog is never wrong, the dog is their priority in their life, the dog never leaves their side. They can never make compromises when it comes to the pet because of its "anxiety'' (train it), they rarely ask permission to bring the dog on dates or to gatherings, they assume everyone loves their dog because its "cute". They lack dog-owner etiquettes and bring their dog to meet others in the streets, without asking permission first. Then they hate on any other dogs that don't get along with theirs. They make dog ownership a full-time job with no flexibility and act like know-it-alls.

Source: most girls in LA that I dated.
"What happened with Jenny!?"
"Her therapist said she had a codependence with her dog, her husband filed for a divorce cause he didn't want to continue competing for attention with a dog and her kids call her a dognutter and hate her guts.

"How did your date go?"
"Horribly. She brought her dog to the beach and didn't go swim because the dog didn't want to get in and she just kept talking about her dog like it was the most interesting conversation to have."
"Wow, what a dognutter."

"Let's take a trip to Italy,"
"I can't, I don't trust anyone to take care of my baby a whole week, I can't survive that long without her!"

That old lady dognutter that has a barking dog or smelly one in an airplane, not caring of how stinky the dog actually is or if anyone with allergies are near.

A dognutter would say...

"Dogs are more loyal than any man I dated"
"You come secondary to my dog, sorry not sorry"
"I can't sleep without my dog next to me,"
"It's the only animal that matter, the most loyal one!"
Dognutter by surfhamburger January 25, 2021

dunkin' donuts

A unit of distance measurement in certain areas of New England and especially in Greater Boston.
The nearest Krispy Kreme? Its not a far drive, only about 4 Dunkin' Donuts away.

shitting donuts 

(o)<==== acronym for having anal sex.
Had her shitting donuts last night.
shitting donuts by v dux September 24, 2007

Sympathy Donuts 

After a long night of getting ham hocked and consequently defiling a friend's apartment, the accused purchases a box of sympathy donuts in lieu of a formal apology before sneaking out the back door.
KA was quick to purchase a dozen sympathy donuts in order to atone for his use of the ultimate shocker on She-Ka within the airplane bathroom of Navin's apartment the night before.