MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY

when a computer is going slow. Because it hasn't been turned in a bit (a week).

man with computer: MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY
another person: dam

by Oompiie April 1, 2021

School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.

P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023

one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014

World's best computer

One of the world's best computers

"I run a hewlett penis with an incel i7 running a chadeon r470 with 18gb RAM up m-i-a-s with milk ape cooling, its the World's best computer!"

by xmightyz June 16, 2019

person having a computer error

just a random thing that popped into my head

person having a computer error in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

combumba

just wat it sounds like... a type of grass... u kno wat to do.......

Q-yo are you PHOC(pretty high on combumba)?

A-hells YEA

by cAjG March 10, 2005

Campusero(a)

Campus Party attendees. Campus Party (CP) is an annual week-long technology festival and LAN party. Geeks and Technology enthusiasts that attend this event call themselves and others Campusero (a)

Geek 1: "Hey man are you going to Campus Party Mexico this year?"

Geek 2: "Absolutely, I registered like 1000 months ago *shows badge*"

Geek 1: "You campusero(a), you"

by Valentina_C October 31, 2011