Chinese New Year

When you wrap fireworks around your genitalia and light it on fire.

Did you see Kevin do that Chinese new year? He is crazy!

by perin keveria June 20, 2011

Extreme Chinese New Year

A live snake is wrapped around the man penis as a woman, wearing a strap on, does the man up the arse

"Oh, alex can you preform Extreme Chinese New Year on me" Said James

by Alex Graham Zak Fox February 1, 2009

chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 25, 2009

A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.

mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call

by sleeves November 27, 2007

Aidan the Asian Chinese Strope

Aidan Strope is a guy who is anti sports and only has Smash Bros, jobs, and his education going for him. He is cool and all but not when it comes to Smash. He likes to do voices to try to copy what other people’s voices sound like at an annoying rate when I play him or he plays against random people online which online sucks ass. He doesn’t understand that sports are powerful and can do very fascinating things in the world. He also doesn’t understand that the power of sports can also change people’s lives. Finally, he has not seen the movie, The Graduate, which is an awesome classic movie and maybe it’s better than Marvel movies and Star Wars.

Aidan the Asian Chinese Strope: *trying to imitate a voice* Hi I’m Luca and I like to play Ivysaur
Aidan: *trying to imitate a voice* Up B, Up B
P.S. Aidan the Asian Chinese is something another Aidan I know finds funny and doesn’t mind it at all when I call him that. Nothing offensive being intended

by bijanfanclub September 24, 2019

Chinese Take Out

Eating food out f an Asian's Vagina.

You are plowing an japans-es girl and you all of a suddenly get hungry. so what do you do you take noodles, rice vegetables, meat and soya sauce out. But you find out you don't have a bowl so what do you do? you shove in to your Asians vagina and start fuck'en her again to mix everything up. then you start to eat her out getting you "Chinese Take out".

by CRS Brain trust October 27, 2010

Chinese Fruit Roll-Up

When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.

by MrInevitability July 14, 2017