Cattle Catcher

In a choo-choo train of males pounding one another in the ass, the cattle Catcher finds himself at the front of the action, on his knees and proudly servicing the throbbing member of the train's "engine" so that he may receive the duality of pleasure that the rest of the train (save for the caboose) enjoys. The name is given due to the shape of the man, on his knees with back bent forward to completely be throated, resembling that of a cattle Catcher on a train.

Gary: I'm really tired of always taking it in the ass day in and day out, without getting to put my dick in something.

Ron: I hear you, I'm gonna get the little bitch Greg to run cattle Catcher tonight.

Gary: thank the heavens, it's been too long since I have felt the lips of another man ensconce my shaft

by DocBiscuit May 27, 2017

To Catch a Predator

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl

Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"

Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."

To Catch a Predator

by Lee Weatherall November 29, 2019

gotta catch em all

pokemon fandom, go away no one liked you

"Pokemon sucks."
"Weirners"
"Gotta catch em all"

by password12 November 23, 2021

homosapien crumb catcher

Hairy chest from Nordic descent

James: Good that Bob has a homosapien crumb catcher, while eating cheetos on my sofa!

by bank2600 August 4, 2012

a lot of guys catch that ball

Yelled at a football game when your team's receiver doesn't catch the ball. Like at today's Bears game.

"A LOT OF GUYS CATCH THAT BALL" - Fan, at the game, when the receiver drops the ball

by idyt November 27, 2016

You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.

Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

pop a perc and catch a feel

take an edible and do something silly.
also a reference to a line in motorsport by migos.

omw to pop a perc and catch a feel.

by vye brater July 8, 2023