Boner Sweats

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.

Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.

by Mr. Bitches April 18, 2008

totally boner

(latin- totalus: very, bonus: a large piece of marble in a cylindrical shape) adv. expressing great enthusiasm or approval. Usually said with an accent on the TOEtally BoneAH

Dude, your hairpiece is so totally boner!

Man, those streamers are friggin totally boner!

"Hey Sandy, did you see Dale's new shoes?"
"No. Tell me everything about them in a two word phrase."
"Totally boner."

by Giuseppe and Louis September 18, 2007

Queer Boner

A rush of blood to the penis caused by something that is flagrantly homosexual.

Jimmy saw Andrew and he popped a queer boner.

by MikeyJJay August 22, 2005

boner stomp

When your friend is having sex and you tackle him out of her while another friend does a heel drop on his boner.

-Hey is Brian fucking Jill upstairs?
-Yeah, let's go boner stomp him.

by theultimatesword February 24, 2011

grandpa boner

A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.

Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.

by BorisSDT August 25, 2011

Contact Boner

When a girl touches a guys penis, and it immediately becomes a boner.

He got a contact boner just from my arm brushing up against him.

by cuddlebuns June 16, 2009

walking boner

A very hot bitch, which in most cases causes a hard on.

That chick Dakota has a rocking body, she's a walking boner.

by Canonball_DGeorge March 15, 2007