A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Walbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006

Barney Fife

The dumbest asshole on the Andy Griffith show

Barney Fife almost shot himself on the show

by Dead Whiteman March 26, 2017

barnyard

The term barnyard refers to a state of being, or an action, that is ridiculous, or wild like a farm animal, anything that could be related to being wasted and making a fool of yourself etc.

Dude why did you invite that Trog to the party? Shes had 8 shots of vodka and is totally barnyard.

by Wolfpac January 26, 2010

Barnyard

A fucking dump of a facility. An area of mess or high clutter.

Wow this house is a fucking barnyard.

by Sick beauty June 18, 2011

Barnsley

Female who drinks and smokes heavily, usually to the severe detriment to her health.

No wonder she's broke, she's a right barnsley!

by Martin-Smith November 8, 2006

barnacle cock

a man s dilly bar with bumps on it

i chipped her teeth with my barnacle cock

by benthelmet January 29, 2007

barnard

the growing up of a male boy without an actual father figure, someone that had to teach themselves the lessons in life and as such missed a couple things.

Dude1: you dont know how to set a hook??

Dude2: No man, how do you set a hook?

Dude1: You gotta tug a little when you see a nibble.

Dude2: Oh, sorry, im such a barnard.

by Beaver81 August 7, 2008