Finagle a bagel

To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully

Ray J had to finagle a bagel in Kim Kardashian in their sex tape

by JacobTHEPUSSYSLAYERMooney June 24, 2016

badger

(n) a penis that is equally as long as it is wide.

That East German gentleman's badger was as unpleasant as a sugar-free enema. -- Melissar Bautistar

by d-cup September 10, 2006

Mexican Bagel

A raunchy, yet highly addictive sex position. Inspired by/is defined your imagination, so the sick joys derived from it are never-ending and are entirely up to the person dishing it out.

I finally scored a date with Cassie tonight. She's definitely getting a Mexican Bagel!

I can't wait to give Franny a Mexican Bagel tonight. Oooh yeah!

by Cha-Cha-Chauncey April 2, 2009

Badgers

A Fairly large, Animal usually found in North America & Canada. Also Another name for police.

There Are A lot of badgers in Canada; Those damn Badgers are everywhere.

by Willy May 25, 2003

a badgers brush

an unexpected brown undercarriage in an abundance of grey matter... or an solitary grey pubic hair in a large pattern of burgundy matter.

Yo.. that bitch had a badgers brush! Brush Bitch

by Ben and Cal December 13, 2010

Bagel

a jewish kid being the coolest in school who is the master gamer

all jews can be bagels in the school when other people arent

by mgcearth June 19, 2006

Babers

A word used to describe a significant other that only clingly, obnoxious, insecure people use. It is the most annoying of all the pet names and can pin point an obsessive, insecure bf/gf very easily.

Hi Babers!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 I miss you sooooo much, I can't wait to see you again even though I just saw you 10 minutes ago!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABERS!

by notbabers March 13, 2010