trick baby

a baby/toddler that tricks you into thinking they good so you think about having another one and now you got two bad kids

Random dad: our baby is so good he doesn’t poop all the time, doesn’t cry much, and doesn’t throw a fit!

The Mother: Bae thats a trick baby

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Palm Babies

n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.

MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.

v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.

See cummy palm

1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!

2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."

by pclick December 8, 2010

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Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.

?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.

by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009

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Baby Smoove

Best Rapper Alive.

Baby Smoove Underrated 🐐😮 💨

by 😮‍💨🐐🤝 January 17, 2022

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Baby Shasha

A person, preferably an adorable adolescent male, that is insanely adorable and happens to have braces. The braces create the appearance of a baby shark. Hence the name, "baby shasha."
The term "baby shasha" unquestionably evolved from "baby shark," and was cropped shortly after. The more modern name is "baby shasha305jz," but "baby shasha" remains the most popular."

Kelly: "Oh My God! Look at this kid! He's so adorable!"
Molly: "Woah...does he have braces?"
Kelly: "Oh My God! Yeah he does!"
Molly: "He's a regular baby shasha!"

by ara da cara April 4, 2010

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