Alaskan Thot

every girl in Alaska who wears short shorts and a crop top in the -2° weather.

Jen: omg look
Jes: what is it
Jen: it's an Alaskan Thot

by Alaskan Thot January 25, 2019

Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.

"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019

Alaskan potluck

Multiple men in multiple holes at once. Different dishes in different areas. Concoction of every STD.

Jenny went to an Alaskan potluck on spring break.

by Hehxcc March 15, 2019

Alaska royall

A girl who is really hot and all the boys want her aka the opposite of me

Wow sutch a Alaska royall
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by Laken Wallace March 21, 2019

Alaskan Slurp & Vurp

Fellatio brought to climax whereupon the active participant vomits with such force as to direct the ejaculate back through the recipient's urethra.

I came so hard that Jenny gave me an Alaskan slurp & vurp.

by Drletharga May 9, 2019

Amase

A guy who has feet that smell like cheetos and always wear a royals shirt but also has a good taste in guys

Yo amase no wonder they call you stank bomb them feet are ripe

by cheetoboy March 30, 2019

Alaska Snow Slide

The act where you cum on a woman's neck and let it run down her back while she gives you a BJ

¨Yo Dog, I got an Alaska Snow Slide¨
¨Cool man¨

by NibbaChibba April 23, 2019