the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023

Danger Noodle

A snake

I love danger noodles.

by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020

Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.

Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.

by Jmac175 July 6, 2019

Not My Noodles

When a situation or problem is of none of your concern.

Well, that's your problem. Not my noodles...

by threeleggedcentaur April 22, 2023

limp noodle

nini's cute nickname for svt wonwoo

me: u love him

her: no i don't love limp noodles
me: sure, jan

by kookminlovers April 27, 2018

wank noodle

A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.

Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.

by ThatPurple July 29, 2017