surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

Air Log

When you rip a fart in a body of water and the bubbles roll up your back.

I just ripped an air log in my friends new hot tub.

by RevieBalls September 26, 2020

Log out of life

When you log out of life you have seen something you wish to unsee but instead of bleaching your eyes and making you blind you delete from your memory. Reseting your entire body leads to memory loss of the wrong memories, organ failure, and death if not done correctly

I log out of life to unsee this cringe video

by MP.3 May 11, 2023

log dew

Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.

Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?

by Meldrew Eyebrows May 3, 2018

log time

When a couple spends time in the county with a campfire of logs, having copious amounts of sex

Honey, let's have some log time this weekend.

by Tom4775i April 14, 2016

log layer

Someone who takes massive shits.

That there is an absolute log layer of a man!

by legomaster97 September 27, 2020