take care of some very important business

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.

Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.

by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007

1989 (Taylor's Version)

Taylor Swift's re-recorded 1989.

Person One: *listening to 1989* "THE PLAYAS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY"
Person Two: "Can't you wait until Taylor's Version and support her?"
Person One: "You're right. Hey Siri, pre-add 1989 (Taylor's Version) and stop the music"

by swiftie13 <3 August 21, 2023

Albany, Vermont

An alleged town in Vermont that curiously has a name even though there is nothing there, nobody knows about it, and for all intents and purposes it does not exist.

Greg: "Is there an Albany, Vermont?"
Brad: "I don't think so."

by EmptyShell September 9, 2011

Shelburne, Vermont

Shelburne, Vermont is a town of about 7,144 people on the shores of Lake Champlain. The town is a mix of beautiful rural landscapes, and shitty, corporate suburbs (I am referring to Shelburne Road). The eastern side of Shelburne and Shelburne Farms are the two most beautiful areas of Shelburne. It has one of the best public schools in Vermont. People can go swimming and boating in Shelburne Pond and Shelburne Bay. A beautiful Vermont town that is slowly being developed into a corporate shithole like the rest of America.

Shelburne, Vermont just looks more and more like shitty South Burlington every day.

by Dr. Meh August 2, 2012

Vermont

A beautiful bore, people stereotype Vermont as being all hippies but it is truly a mix of all social classes. In Burlington, you will see hippies, but you will also see a fair share of bros and Orvis catalog douche bags who just got done kayaking. Winooski has the white guys who wish they were black (see wigger), complete with baggy t-shirts, fake gold necklaces, and dirt staches. Then, in the backwoods of Vermont, you'll encounter hicks who manage to blend Canadian accents with Redneck drawl, yet slurring their speech like a rapper. Oh also, there are normal people who hate these other idiots more than people who live on the outside looking in.

"I can't wait to go back to Vermont and get back in touch with all the COLORFUL people. And by colorful, I mean weird white people because Vermont is 98% cracker-ass."

by Tavis August 15, 2008

vertically challenged

what most midgets or short people are.

I am vertically challenged.

by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

Verner

Verner can be a word used by itself, or substituted for another. Verner can mean anything and everything, and a good or bad thing. it is the perfect little word to slip in a coversation.

Dude I heard she vernered you so hard last night

Hey! did you get that verner bop?

I dont really give a flying verner

I hate it when bliggers spend all day vernering

by Jarlin1 December 27, 2009