Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 11, 2021

the golden ticket

Louisiana term used to describe a person that believes that they have the key to success that can drastically change their life and/or people around them

It can be business wise, academic, social media, athletics etc.

However many people think they are the golden ticket but you need actual success in order to actually be it.

I can’t lie to you son that man Alex is really the golden ticket, he’s got 12 offers as a sophomore I think he’s going to the league.

I’m not gonna lie you are not the golden ticket you swear you’re next up but it’s been 7 years and none of your songs have blown up.

by ShopKip November 25, 2023

My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

Dirty Alex Tucker

A dirty Alex Tucker is when you are masturbating and your whole family walks into your room so you have a group orgy and get pegged by your mum.

My family just got home, time to pull a Dirty Alex Tucker

by Tucker Fam April 4, 2024

fucked and tucked

When a person has been to an orgy, gangbang or other filthy debaucherous event, And still manages to arrive home on time and get to bed early.

dude 1: hey bro, how was last nights event.

dude 2: it was great man, i did the orgy, spunked my load, got home, at a slice of pizza and was in bed by 10pm.

dude1: fucked and tucked, nice going bruv.

by a_fool February 12, 2026

The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk

A sex position, the man slowly windmills his weapon - while the woman pulls on his scrotum, attempting to illicit a healthy log.

If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.

Man 1: I got with a new girl last night, she made me try 'The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk'.

Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!

Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!

by bin_brook2 March 3, 2026

walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.

The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.

by I know write five December 11, 2024