Sipho's touch

The opposite of a Midas touch, where everything he touches turns to shit, rather than gold.

Have you ever noticed that John seems to have Sipho's touch?

by iT3RM1N4T0R November 13, 2023

go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Touching guts

Touching guts is a term used by gang members who are going crazy from stress, or genuinely tweaking, it's not a sexual term

That nigga touching guts

by Michael ballack January 7, 2024

Touching guts

Touching guts is a term used by gang members who are going crazy from stress, or genuinely tweaking, it's not a sexual term

That nigga touching guts

by Michael ballack January 7, 2024