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I can't do two things at once 

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.
"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".
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a bitch ass thang 

Means a person ain't talking bout nothing
Ya ain't talking bout a bitch ass thang
a bitch ass thang by XIgang December 15, 2014
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Lil shawty boo thang

A word which describes every kind of romantic relationship.
"Me and my lil shawty boo thang are going to the movies tonight"
"I'm getting married to my lil shawty boo thang tomorrow"

thingymabob 

Give me that thingymabob! *points to something*
thingymabob by Hal Redbrick July 24, 2003

stranger things 

Stranger Things is a Netflix TV show which includes scary, funny and other type of scenes. If ur thinking that u want to watch it please watch it ur gonna love it.
"dude I just started watching stranger things"
"cool dude ur gonna love it!"

Poopchute spork thinger 

You found a definition mentioning this word um what is it? It is something you use to eat out your dog's ass after it had worms.
Urban Dictionary user: searches "urbandictionary" on search bar and goes to page 2
Random definition of urbandictionary: Poopchute spork thinger - OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111
Urban Dictionary user: WTF I will search Poopchute spork thinger cuz why not...

Hoodrat things 

Things a 7 year old Boss does. Like stealing cars, hitting mail boxes and parked cars, totaling your grandmothers dodge durango, and making the 6 o'clock news.
Kid: "I wanted to do it because its fun to do bad things"

Reporter: "Do you realize you could of killed somebody?"

Kid: "Yes, but I wanted to do hoodrat things with my friends"