Q-Tip

A q-tip is something that’s bad for you but you’ll keep doing/using it anyway.

“You shouldn’t use q-tips, they’re bad for your ears”
“I’d still q-tip it”

by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 24, 2019

Cow tipping

The act of having sex with an overweight girl.

Todd and his chubby chaser buddies went out to go cow tipping.

by himbimbly February 9, 2015

Linus cunt tips

An asshole on discord

“Suck my dick you fucking bitch”

“I will leave”

“No you won’t bitch you have done this multiple times”

“Fuck you Linus cunt tips “

by Linus cunt tips May 11, 2021

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

Tip Fart

A large fart that is generated on the tip of a turd overnight. Especially nauseous and usually expelled early in the morning when your partner or friends are still sleeping.

I went camping and my friend cut a tip fart in the pup tent to wake me up to go fishing.

by nottme1 November 16, 2020

Tip Brothers

When 2 male best friends touch tips, symbolizing a life long friendship .

Hey man you know how we can lock in our brotherhood? Let’s touch tips and become tip brothers

by TipBrother2000 April 13, 2025

Iron Tip

Soder your dick with any type of metal and masturbate, have oral sex, anal sex,vaginal sex, or any other type of sex. Do it when it cools and is hard.

My Iron Tip broke in the condom.

by Da Milk Man a.k.a. Melki May 13, 2010