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Fix It Again, Tony

It’s the acronym for Ford, as discussed by Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble) on King of the Hill.
Dale: I know what’s wrong with it. It’s a Ford. You know what Ford stands for, don’t cha? It stands for Fix It Again, Tony.

Hank: You’re thinking of a Fiat, Dale.

Dale: fix it again…
by Kmart Queen October 30, 2023
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Uncle Tony

French boi who will Google for you simple questions for your sensitive ass.
"SHIET DOG, UNCLE TONY WON'T EXPLAIN ME WHAT IS A SHORT, I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT"
by Uber Trader June 1, 2020
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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
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Tony

Tony is packing ong
by bigdoodlebarry November 21, 2021
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Tony Stark

The most amazing, sarcastic angel on the phase of this earth. A genius, billionaire, playboy and philanthropist, Tony Stark saved the universe as Iron Man.
by TonyStarksTrophyWife August 11, 2022
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Dirty Tony

Spaghetti sauce all over your face from Prince Spaghetti Day in Boston's North End.
Heyyyyy Anthony!!! Anthony, Is yelled out the window of a North End of Boston apartment by Anthony's mom every Wednesday, bringing a young Tony running for home to eat a Dirty Tony with his family to have a dirty tony
by The Ragu September 11, 2021
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pee pee tony

a tall dude that likes rdr2 and propel
by therealhannibalburess December 20, 2018
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