COVID

Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.

Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.

by TiredClarinetist September 8, 2024

COVID Bomb

When someone in a crowded room gets a text and announces they tested positive.

We were together with friends for a Christmas Party and my neighbor dropped a COVID Bomb on everyone.

by rpcgal December 18, 2021

Covid-m

When the slope or gradient of the infection or mortality curve, denoted by the letter m, is increasing alarmingly to the point of almost breaking a new record every day as a new wave sweeps across a number of countries, which are often led by inept or corrupt leaders, who are more interested in their political survival than in saving people’s lives.

What value of m in Covid-m would force the authorities in countries or counties with high casualties or fatalities to implement a new lockdown?

by Covido December 10, 2020

Covid hole

A bar where there are many people passing covid among themselves, total disregard to CDC guidelines..

That local club is a covid hole on Friday night!

by Scarred & Tatted December 11, 2020

Covid-19

A tiny piece of shit

A diagnose you with Covid-19

by kuhuinkh December 24, 2021

Covid-🦃

When desperately needed foreign workers trained to slaughter and process turkeys reared for Christmas are not allowed in the country unless they serve their 14-day quarantine on arrival, whose absence would affect producers with low supply and consumers with high price.

Thanks to Covid-🦃, a lucky percentage of the nine million turkeys in the UK would have their lives spared during this 2020 Christmas period.

by MathPlus October 22, 2020

Covid-🎲

When bookmakers worldwide are crazy-busy changing the odds on whether President Trump would be re-elected or not, based on the good and bad news that come out about him and his morally bankrupt administration every hour of the day.

Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, hundreds of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.

by Covido September 12, 2020