Douche Train

Bumpo's favourite word at Kilcoo,
I, (Shaker) made it up.
It is another way to call someone a douche,
but douche-train is something bigger than a
douche, and it is much better than a douche bag.

"Chugga Chugga Douche Douche"
"You're a douche train"

by Shaker Grandy June 19, 2008

Off the train!

(1) What old people say in lieu of "Off the Chain!"
(2) Slang for a sweet ass putter

(1) father - "That Justin Bieber is off the train!"
son - I think you mean "off the chain".

(2) I have a motha-fuckin Scotty Cameron, it's off the train!

by C-Bo@ April 16, 2010

Brain Train

To Brain Train someone is to "school" them, or "shut them down" with a direct factual comment, sometimes with the help of sarcasm, (but not always) that renders them speechless.

Dude 1 Says: I think my rotor's need replaced because everytime i start my car it squeals.
Dude 2 Says: (with sarcasm) Yeah...Because that wouldn't be your belts needing replaced.
Dude 3 Says: He just totally Brain Trained you!

by *V3R!T@S* April 19, 2010

Getting on the train

person(s) reaches the first plateau in an altered state of mind.

After copious consumption, Lucy was finally Getting on the train in the sky with diamonds.

by Sesquipedaliman January 26, 2015

gravy train

To get three strikes in a row during a bowling match. A takeoff of the well-known term "turkey" to describe getting three strikes in a row.

Sam said: "Three strikes baby! Who's riding the gravy train now?"

by Sticky Nicky April 18, 2004

Subway train

A sex move when the two partners connect bum cheeks and then proceed to defecate into each others anus; if only one person defecates then it is called the Subway train, although if both partners decide to poo, then it is the Subway train collision.

Man 1: So how was the girl last night?
Man 2: Oh god no, she has a scat fetish; she wanted to subway train me!

by SubwayTrainn May 1, 2010

gravy train

the substance a homosexual man leaks from his anus (usually running down his legs) the day after anal sex.usually marbeled brown and white in colour and of a sloppy consistancy.

the homosexual mans equivilant to a womans monthly period.

god my gravy train has started... what an inconvienience

by sully1990 June 18, 2007