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Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.
Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.
by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024
mugGet the Labrador touchmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Without Having The Desire To Touch SOmething<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Without Having The Desire To Touch SOmething<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Without Having The Desire To Touch SOmething<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

touch the grass

This is a slang phrase . It used when you want said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality
Hey, you have been played Genshin impact for 5 hours!!! Touch the grass!!
by kiki_translator December 7, 2024
mugGet the touch the grassmug.

cheese touch

by Bts7 best November 20, 2022
mugGet the cheese touchmug.

I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
mugGet the I'm NoT tOuChInG yOumug.

Spiritual Button Touch

A spiritual Button touch happens when you are at a poker room with your significant other and are winning then lose suddenly and someone else starts to win big after getting on the same machine you were playing on. When you sit next to your significant other and they go in the bonus and retrigger multiple times, your spirit touched their machine..... A spiritual Button touch
Dametris hit my machine with a spiritual Button touch now I've got $40.
by PhatMamaJones June 15, 2024
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le touch

When a character touches or does something in a meme, people normally add "le| before the verb to make it funny.
*le me at bed summer*
*le touch le wall *
*it's cold*
"STICK ON THE WALL!!!"
by vikmcsrb January 24, 2021
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