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KEPT WIFE

A kept wife is a high maintenance woman who is in a healthy loving marriage to a wealthy provider. She has zero worries or cares, has help around the house and lives a soft luxurious life. (Not to be confused with a “kept woman” which is an unmarried woman who has sexual relationships for security)
I can tell she’s a kept wife because she wakes up carefree and does whatever she wants.
by The kept wife life October 10, 2023
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johanni wife

When you are a beautiful lady but you get put with johanni
by PRETTYMUCHBEANZFAM February 17, 2019
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summers wife

The hotest gal ever. She will be summer's wife for life
preson 1: yo whos that ?
preson 2: thats summers wife!
person 3 : I wish I was her !!
by buuuuud October 19, 2021
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Amelia's house wife

The person who has this discord username is the most amazing person you could ever know, they're kind and sweet and everyone love's them.
A: Have you heard of Amelia's house wife?
B: Yeah they're that really pogchamp girl on discord
by calli0px June 19, 2021
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banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
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Wife

Is a multi-tool mostly used as a washing machine or to stimulate male genetals. Its an effective tool though very expensive.
-I dont have any money because i got the new wife.
by Reliable guy June 16, 2022
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Wife

A demonic entity that keeps you from doing things you actually like and we’ll take half if not all your stuff
“Wow my ex wife took everything from me”
by The supreme maker December 28, 2021
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