Rescue Wife

When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.

She: I'm going to adopt a rescue cat
He: I'm going to marry a rescue wife

by zevg January 30, 2017

jotaros._.wife

amazing bitch, i don't blame you for wanting to immediately marry her. now go on tiktok and follow her or im gonna take ur toes :)

person1: have you heard of jotaros._.wife?
person2: yes i love her so much

person1: :DDD

by xed7even April 4, 2021

Tony lopezs wife

tony lopezs wife is Chloe Lopez and is best friends with april kageyama!

hey do you know tony lopezs wife?
ya April kageyamas bestfreind!

by snoopy..charr on tiktok January 10, 2021

jotaros._.wife

i love her sm i don't blame u for wanting to immediately marry her, she an amazing person <333

Person 1: hey have you heard of jotaros._.wife??
Person 2:yes!!
Person 1: :D

by xed7even April 4, 2021

Wife

The only thing boomers hate more than young people

Boomer 1: I hate my wife
Boomer 2: And i hate my wife

by n0dini February 26, 2021

Flasher's Wife

Lauren Boebert

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife

by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022

Mom Wife

A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son

You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards

by Cooleyshotbox July 3, 2022