When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun September 09, 2017
Person 1: She didn't make my cup of tea well enough.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: Give a bit of circle demotion my friend...
Person 2: Huh?!
Person 1: Demoted her from my friends circle to acquaintances circle on google+ so I can warn my friends without her knowing! Bitch won't be making tea for a while.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: Give a bit of circle demotion my friend...
Person 2: Huh?!
Person 1: Demoted her from my friends circle to acquaintances circle on google+ so I can warn my friends without her knowing! Bitch won't be making tea for a while.
by Franallamba July 26, 2011
a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be
also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.
Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 28, 2025
This describes the circle around your nipple because let’s be honest no normal person knows the actual term for those.
by Tittie knowledge November 13, 2021
by Tittie knowledge November 13, 2021
An incestuous gang bang, what else could it be?
(Habsburg refers to an incestuous royal family that ruled over large parts of Europe in the medieval times)
(Habsburg refers to an incestuous royal family that ruled over large parts of Europe in the medieval times)
by Elm8593 October 19, 2023
A ritual dance that takes place after circle time. This dance is only to be used by people who are mature and smart enough to handle it. It is a great honor to be invited to participate in the "circle dance!"
It's time for the "circle dance!"
by The_MAD_Hatter!! May 12, 2011