Swamp Stomper

Gigantic Whitetail Buck. Trophy Buck, Wall Hanger.

I set up my deer stand at the edge of the woods hoping to get a glimpse of the swamp stomper as he came out to feed.

by Davegill950 January 14, 2022

swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022

Swamp Donkey

Is when a pitcher throws a pitch and gets absolutely crushed.

Pitcher: “Gonna go for slider inside” <<Pitched>>- <<WHACK>>

Announcer: “ Oh My! He hung that slider and ended up being a Swamp Donkey!”

by SwampDonkey_1013 May 24, 2022

Swamp Fart

When one farts and liquid poop comes our of your ass and down your legs

I swamp farted in Mrs.Sues class.

by War8ing June 1, 2022

Swamp

Slutty, wet, ass, manipulative, pussy

Yo, your girl is a totally swamp! Get rid of her!

by Toliet Paper 4 Lyfe December 7, 2021

Swamp Swipe

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.

I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!

by T91G March 31, 2022

Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

by J-Gunther April 8, 2022