by 459395 July 11, 2024
When you puke,piss,shit,vomit,spit on your womens vagina then you slice the tip of your penis and proceed to have sex
by Philma wood October 13, 2023
Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.
by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023
When you make yourself depressed to the point of almost wanting to KYS, but then you bring friends around to cheer up.
"Man, Tyler's Suicide Edging again, SMH."
"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
by Myocardium July 01, 2023
by Iworryaboutlife February 04, 2023
Suicide Wednesday. An idea originally thought up by Jaime Hall on a Tuesday afternoon in Mr.Roberts maths class. The idea was later developed in the best selling book "Alex and Ieuans best ways to kill yourself"
by Crimbo dictionary December 30, 2018
This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023