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Spoon

'Idiot' in Scotland. Used as a pejorative.
"@realDonaldTrump they voted to REMAIN, you spoon" . In response to 45's tweet during his 11/7/2018 visit that praised Scotland for breaking away from the UK.
by CrusherWill July 11, 2018
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Spoon

John: YOU'RE A SPOON, JAMESON!
Jameson: k
by Johnathan_Smith May 9, 2018
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spoon of Diocles

An ancient Greco-Roman surgical instrument described by the Roman encyclopedist Celsus (1st century CE) and attributed to the Greek physician Diocles of Carystus (4th century BCE). Its intended purpose was to safely extract barbed arrowheads through the original entry wound without causing additional tearing of soft tissues. It was designed to be inserted alongside the arrow, rotated so the arrowhead fits into the hole, and then withdrawn with the arrow enclosed.

A 22 cm metal tool found in the Domus del Chirurgo (Rimini, Italy) is considered by archaeologists to be one of the only physical examples.
Some historians believe that the physician of king Philip II of Macedon used a spoon of Diocles to successfully remove an arrow from the king's eye without disfiguring him.
by A. Patmos November 24, 2025
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Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.
Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"
by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019
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Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.
Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.
by Pentabagel July 22, 2023
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Spoon Digging

The act of eating jello or chocolate pudding out of your lovers anal cavity.
"Hey Pete, what are you doing for dinner later?"
"I plan on spoon digging Steve tonight"
by No scoping November 6, 2018
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Spoons

An abbreviation referring the British chain pub Wetherspoons
“Hey, me and my mates are popping to spoons after this, you wanna join?”
by Lou2003 February 8, 2022
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