size up

when u measure each others cocks guys

''I'll measure urs if u measure mine'' That would be a size up.

by rw-lad October 8, 2008

smile empty soul

A band that was punkrock but is now emo, yet is still decent, there about only band that went from punkrock to emo and didnt suck ass

Smile empty soul's first album smile empty soul was a good punkrock album, but in their second album anxiety they sounded like good charlotte in

by smoogyfoogyboo September 20, 2005

Size Queen

A woman who prefers above average sized dick. Usually 8+ inches. Men with small penises are often angry or offended by size queens because they feel insecure in comparison to men with big penises. This will make a lot of men cry, but yes, size does matter. And bigger is better.

Chad: ”She only wants a porn sized dick that can actually make her cum..what a HOE” 😭

Deshaun: “No, Chad. 8+ inches isn’t big, you just have a baby carrot dick. Size queens are just that, QUEENS. If you can’t please a Queen sexually, move over so the real men can.” 💓

by TrippyVixen August 20, 2020

contagious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "contagious smile".

by FredDill August 11, 2010

porn smile

A smile that represents that of a porn star.

Jacob said that Tom has a porn smile.

by Mack-Daddy September 18, 2006

percy dick size

Percy dick size means to have a good sized penis and thus having percy dick size.

"yo dude, I wander if Aly has a problem with his dick dude?"
"Naw man, he just got percy dick size"

by StanleySimple November 7, 2007

Crocodile smile

A crocodiles Smile is a moment when you accidently have a poo sitting down that maintains its position in-between the crack of your cheeks.

"I cant tell if this is going to be a fart or a poo"
1 minute goes by...
"Why are you looking at me like that?"

Tim maintained eye contact with a hint of a crocodile smile

by HVMachine November 15, 2010