Slowgie

A slowgie is a troll shaped mythical fairy that roams the theaters of local high schools. They protect the theaters and make sure that everything is set for the performance. Slowgie's are hard to find because they are crafty and the females are invisible. Slowgies have four legs and eight arms because they have so many activities to complete. Slowgies enjoy to eat dust bunnies because there are large quantities of filthy must around the theater. Whenever you find part of your costume missing, they have torn off a portion to wear for themselves. Slowgie's need clothes too. When the male slowgies are found they are known to resemble gnomes because of how they sleep upsidedown with their pointy heads in the ground. All theater people have either heard of or been associated with slowgies.

Oh my goodness, my smock is missing! Maybe the slowgies got to it. I hear they need clothes too.

May the love of the slowgie shine upon us!

Wow, all the props are put back in place! The slowgies must have done it for us.

by THEATERPPL May 6, 2011

Slowth

A suggestion of a cyst or tumor growing on the brain that causes symptoms of retardation or Down Syndrome.

Adrian came to work and got shit wrong all day. He may have a slowth feeding upon his brain.

by Bologna_Skins May 13, 2011

slowmob

going up a hill super slow on a bike

dude, that guy is way slowmob

by acifix October 26, 2011

Slowman Joeman

When someone goes so slow, you go insane...

When you pick up someone, and they decide to take a shit at that exact moment and keep you waiting, or forget their wallet, only to come out to the car and tell you they did, then go get... O worse wait till your 10 minutes into the trip...

When someone is very stupid.

*Someone does something incredibly slow*

"You're such a slowman joeman..."

by mn2091 October 24, 2011

slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

by Mark28392 September 4, 2012

slowarse

Somebody who is at one with their 'can't be arsed' thoughts

I'm a slowarse when it comes to paying bills

by dontknowwhatnext October 28, 2013

slowpow

Having a slow-motion fight with a friend at the most random time.

Jeff and Adam pulled a slowpow in the middle of English class.

by Pancakechinchilla November 11, 2013