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The Tim-Tam Slam

The Tim-tam Slam is the act of nutting in a man ass, then his mouth, and then slapping him across the face with your cock. Then you shit on his back and slam your ass down on it, making it smear everywhere.
Daddy, me and John did the Tim-Tam Slam last night, it was so fun!
That's great son, don't get too frisky with him now will you?
Related Words

Dumptruck Door Slam 

Analogy:
The act of eating pizza and passing out.

Sex Position:
When you bend over a large butted "dumptruck" of a woman, and at the point of entry, she slams her butthole shut.
Analogy:
Yo bro, I totally Dumptruck Door Slammed last night.

Sex Position
Yo bro, I totally got Dumptruck door slammed last night.

Boom Boom Slam Slam

George and Tina left prom early to go have some boom boom slam slam.
Boom Boom Slam Slam by The Bruin January 12, 2026

Tullahoma Tim Tam Slam

In a similar fashion to a regular Tim Tam Slam, the warm milk is replaced with urine.
Due to losing his fantasy football league, John had to do a Tullahoma Tim Tam Slam.

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

slam~dancing 

A craze where people actually slam themselves into other people. Violent but fun til you get hurt.
After slam~dancing, I got jarred severely so sat the rest of the dance party out.
slam~dancing by Starchylde May 28, 2016