Scooter-Wrist

Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.

Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.

"Papi, pls i cant lift the wud with my bad scooter-wrist.

by scuterfriendly69 May 9, 2016

Scooter Drunk

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast

You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas

by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016

scootch test

When you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she's into you.

Dude! Anna totally passed the scootch test!

by hydraflare May 15, 2016

schuttek

Means crazy, and psycho. Type of female to shoot first and ask questions later. Impulsive, with anger issues

Guy: dang that girl sure is a schuttek
Guy2: got that right!

by autumnlynn December 19, 2016

scooted

getting turned up

Let's get scooted tonight

by 1y2986453y6 February 10, 2017

schutzzwerg

A german word for a midget trying to look cool while yielding a sword double the size of the midget.

Yo, that Schutzzwerg looks reel swaggy

by Kaiser Maximilian XI February 19, 2017

Schutzzwerg

German word for "Protector Dwarf"/"Protector Midget"; describes a small person who is hired to protect others because of their heigth, hence their invisibility for enemies. They are oftentimes nice persons, but can be a bit off at times.

Hai is a Schutzzwerg, although he cant really protect me. He's the Schutzzwerg of my heart.

by Schutzzwerglover February 27, 2017