school

a place to see the firey depths of hell and become satans minion.......

ANNNNNNNNND make enemies and to make friends that you will never see again when you leave school.

Person 1: Ugh, school!

Person 2: I know right, It's fucking hell

by dating5sos April 28, 2015

school

Place with so many stupid ass rules. Public policies are better.

For such rules, school is on the SMD list.

by negrosahn May 1, 2015

school

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

example 1
kid: Mom I hate school
mom: why is that
kid: its in the name school it self mom
mom: what do you mean
kid: school stands for six cruel hours of our lives

example 2
kid 1: I hate school
kid 2: i know right school is "school"

by ersdisanta June 4, 2015

school

The place where kids Hopes, Dreams, and Ambitions go to die

I aspired to be a Doctor... Till they said I'd have to stay in school for another 12 to 14 years

by DatNiggaCook January 6, 2016

school

The prison that the government locks innocent children aged 4-18 in to deal with mental psychopaths they call teachers. They teach them how to be racist arrogant low-life fuckers that hate foreign countries, just how the government does

Kid: Mom can I go to a different school? My ass hurts from all the diarrhea I had in algebra yesterday
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy

by Food in Africa ate the kids January 19, 2016

school

A slaughterhouse built with bricks and iron forged by the fire of hell. It's the shadow of all the darkness where books are visual chainsaws. The strange people dwelling here will pretend to be friends but will soon turn into leeches craving for your blood, tears and hope. This is an infernal machine whose fuel is shattered dreams, bullying and social isolation. At one point, the simple thought of finding a positive side makes your brain turn into an acid ganja pink elephant riding into Willy Wonka's tunnel. But at the end of it ,somehow, it's supposed to be a wonderful experience.

Me: Fuck school.
Teacher: Nice pleonasm.

by Lievrehare April 19, 2018

school

S=six
C=cruel
H=hours
O=of
O=our
L=Lives

six cruel hours of our lives

Fuck its monday

school

by ppmuncher December 18, 2018