keyhole syndrome

only looking at other's lives through a keyhole(social media, sporadic and emotionally driven contact) as to separate themselves from the self; fabricated uniqueness; denial of the internal

That girl looks like she has "keyhole syndrome", she keeps posting trendy pictures and stories every day.

by yeyo12345 March 2, 2021

cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021

Dorito syndrome

A man who suffered from invisible lat syndrome, and thus became a gym lunk focusing only on upper body training and thus acquiring a back shaped like a dorito

Walking towards the free weights, it could clearly be seen that Jim suffers from dorito syndrome.

by Jasprit Ahama March 28, 2021

Biden Syndrome

A syndrome identified by forgetfulness, stuttering, or hypocrisy.

They've used the filibuster for years and now it's bad when Republicans use it? They've got a bad case of Biden Syndrome.

by Howlfly April 6, 2021

Raanana Syndrome

Where one who grew up in Raanana does not feel fully connected to the Israeli or American mentality. Always striving to live the “American dream” but feels connected to Israel. Can not write an essay in either Hebrew or English.

Oh boy, they have the Raanana Syndrome heavy

by Emest June 26, 2022

TCT Syndrome

The Current Thing Syndrome, also known as TCT Syndrome, is a feeling of conformity to topics that are trending on MSM or elsewhere that the topic might be relevant, TCT Syndrome is typically prevalent in teens and adults in mid-life crises and unable to think for themselves, so following The Current Thing helps them feel more accepting of themselves and both need of approval and acceptance from their peers.

John Doe (Person with TCT Syndrome): *Checks Twitter to see what the current thing is* HOLY MACKEREL, THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS BUYING TWITTER, TIME TO CONFORM AND FOLLOW THE CURRENT THING WHICH IS TO HATE ON THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD FOR HAVING BASED ENERGY LEVELS I WILL NEVER COMPETE WITH AT MY BETA MALE LEVEL! (BAAAAAAAAAT )

by DrChadGiga May 5, 2022

Squirrel Syndrome

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.

Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.

by Startup Street September 15, 2022