When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.
by Crawdad91 March 5, 2021
Get the San Diego Surprisemug. The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.
by mormakil April 3, 2019
Get the Saint Nicholas Surprisemug. When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards May 27, 2018
Get the Kinder Surprise Eggmug. Big Corn Suprise - When you have a bowel movement and you see corn in it BUT you dont remember having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.
Big Corn Suprise - Refers to the phenemon of having a bowel movement and seeing corn in it BUT not remembering having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.
Joey had a Big Corn Surprise last nighr but soon remembered having Shepherds Pie a few days ago in the cafeteria.
Joey had a Big Corn Surprise last nighr but soon remembered having Shepherds Pie a few days ago in the cafeteria.
by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023
Get the Big Corn Surprisemug. Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020
Get the Surprise Loan Sharkmug. I swear to God Janis. I saw it with my own eyes. Right there in Waffle House. I shit you not. She whipped out her Supreme Fish Surprise. Flopped it right on my choco waffles.
by greatuncledaddy November 17, 2017
Get the supreme fish surprisemug. by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023
Get the Kinder Egg Surprisemug.