The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.
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Get the Funky Surprise Hotdish mug.I swear to God Janis. I saw it with my own eyes. Right there in Waffle House. I shit you not. She whipped out her Supreme Fish Surprise. Flopped it right on my choco waffles.
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Get the Kinder Egg Surprise mug.When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.
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Get the San Diego Surprise mug.(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.
Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.
Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.
Patrick: Damn. Women these days...
Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.
Patrick: Damn. Women these days...
by Heroneman February 21, 2011
Get the Surprise Laundry List mug.An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.
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