by Heluvsko December 20, 2022
Get the Whatever seasons your pickle mug.Alex identifies as an exclusive seasonal bisexual. In the spring, Alex finds themselves attracted to women. When summer arrives, their attraction shifts exclusively to men. By fall, Alex is drawn to non-binary individuals, and in winter, they find themselves attracted to genderqueer people. This pattern repeats each year, with Alex's attraction aligning with the changing seasons."
by anonymous August 12, 2024
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When you scrub/Exfoliation your balls with the tips of you fingers to remove surface grime and unclog pores AKA Balls Seasoning those then used to season someone near you by dashing it over their heads.
by Nashi-washi January 18, 2026
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noun
The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.
Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”
Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️
noun
The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.
Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”
Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️
Example:
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”
by Let's Sea Um January 25, 2026
Get the Carolina Seasonings mug.When your shit starts out runny, then gets solid and then gets watery or any combination of the above mentioned
by UncrunchableCorn February 26, 2025
Get the Four Seasons In One Day mug.People who start looking forward to the next weather season about halfway through the current season. In the winter they can’t wait until it’s warm and in the summer they can’t wait to wear boots and coats.
Every year it’s the same thing, about halfway through winter Anne is looking forward to the next season.Then it’s the same in summer. It’s either too hot or too cold. Yeah, it’s SAD: Seasonal Anticipation Disorder.
by sprtagt March 22, 2025
Get the SAD: Seasonal Anticipation Disorder mug.As a way of saying what's happening during a season, as of now, but now as in the present season (within any month of fall, etc.).
October (Fall) 2011.
Ian: One of these days we should go to one of those island singles resorts. I dunno how soon it'll be, but in the seasonal meantime, let's get together for the next Celtics game.
Seth: Sweet! I'm down!
Ian: One of these days we should go to one of those island singles resorts. I dunno how soon it'll be, but in the seasonal meantime, let's get together for the next Celtics game.
Seth: Sweet! I'm down!
by ribetab August 27, 2012
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