Colorado Crotch Rocket

The act of masturbating on the peak of a 14,000 ft mountain.
Dude, I climbed Pikes Peak and gave myself a Colorado Crotch Rocket!
by Selorex December 18, 2012
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the popping cock rocket

The act of getting your cock sucked while having pop rocks pop on your cock
Hey wanna try the popping cock rocket
by joe and camden March 16, 2011
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Rocket Ship Toms

A term used by seasoned drummers to note and harshly discourage an inefficient tom set up used by a new drummer. Can often be seen as two toms placed in ridiculous amounts of angle, the bottom facing out and the top facing in.

Basically, if you suck technically at setting up your drums it shows. Also your technique is no good and you're going to damage your wrists/hands...for life.
New Drummer: Look at my new drumset isn't it cool. I rock.

Drummer: How long you been playing dude?

New Drummer: Two weeks, isn't my set up wicked sweet?

Drummer: No...1. Good stuff, taking up a cool instrument. 2. you suck, learn more before you boast. And 3. You got some major Rocket Ship Toms action going on here...your wrists are going to die.

New Drummer:...oh.
by BeckManhattan May 09, 2007
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Albanian Snot Rocket

Blowing snot onto a guys penis, so that it can used as lube for hand jobs.
Nikki gave David the best hand job because she used her new Albanian Snot Rocket trick!
by taytay_pegasus June 29, 2014
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French Bottle Rocket

when your partner is in the act of firing the top of a wine cap up your anus while you are naked
oh fire it, fire it, french bottle rocket me hard get close up and fire it hard ooooooooohhhhhh...... yeeeeeessssssssssss
by urbanman223 December 21, 2010
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red rocket maintenance

john" why were you late to work"
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance
by kid ravioli January 19, 2009
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Arabian Snot Rocket

An Arabian Snot Rocket is one of the most pleasing sexual actions known to man. First, you shot a snot rocket onto the vagina. Next, you punch them as hard as you can in the vagina. Last, you shove your dick into their vagina.

It works everytime.
The best sex = Arabian Snot Rocket
by Jollypoop October 03, 2009
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