High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.

bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord

by daDebil January 15, 2004

rednecks

smelly, beast, jeff, foxworthy, rednecks, dbags

if u found a u.f.o, in your, front yard,..... u might be a, rednecks

by juno11 January 12, 2008

Redneckedness

1. The nature of having redneck traits.
2. Used to describe the levels of redneck one is

Easterner: You are so full of redneckedness that it's gross
Redneck: Sha't up youu, elsewise I'll get my Auntie to plug youu up real good-like with lead. You'd a be killed dead from yer wounds!

by Popemeisterjosh November 3, 2008

red neck

An intelligent white male, usually from the South with an IQ higher than most other races. They are characterized by: Clean living, Manners, intelligence, proud of there heritage, morals.

synonym: gentleman, smart, republican

antonym: Nigger, KKK, Neo-Nazi, Pinko-Commie

That red neck over there is very polite, well dressed, and intelligent.

by Flying Rebel Flag May 16, 2006

Hey MB, we done just red neck eiffel towered that there girl.

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job on a four wheeler. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

Hey MB, we done just red neck eiffel towered that there girl.

by fuckface mc douche May 18, 2008

red neck waxing

a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off

dude i just gave myself a red neck waxing and it hurt so bad

by theboinker August 19, 2009

Red neck

someone who likes fishing hunting and nascar, oh yeah and they're not very smart

first i went hunting and then made out wiht my sister because i'm a red neck

by someone from augusta middle school March 18, 2005